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Things That Make You Go Hmmmm


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4 responses to “Things That Make You Go Hmmmm”

  1. "Lee N. Field" Avatar
    “Lee N. Field”

    10 seconds in to his “Farewell sorta” video, and I was thinking “that’s not Biden”.

    Didn’t seem right.

  2. dittybopper Avatar
    dittybopper

    In the second picture of the second tweet, Biden looks like The Tall Man from the Phantasm series of films.

  3. This is a good point. If you take a class to become a bartender or alcohol server/seller, one of the things they cover is how to spot fake, stolen, invalid, defaced/altered, and/or damaged IDs.

    One point of determining if the ID actually belongs to the person in front of you is matching the physical description. Hair and eye color are easily changed with dye and contacts, and people can gain or lose considerable amounts of weight, so you can’t always count on those.

    Height, though. That’s much harder to fake. A shorter person can sometimes get away with platform and elevating shoes to appear taller (if you’re not paying attention), but it’s very difficult for a tall person to pass as a significantly (read: more than a couple inches) shorter person. Slouching is visible, as is someone’s gait if they’re keeping their knees bent.

    There’s virtually no way an 84 year old man who’s been 6’0″ his entire adult life suddenly grows 2-3 inches in a few months. I doubt even Human Growth Hormone injections to induce a second puberty could pull that off.

    Something seems fishy here.

    1. the only thing I have found that grows with age (60 currently) is my feet… from size 10 1/2 to 12… its the democrats- every single thing they do is fishy…