Charlie’s Voice

Come Out Ye Libs and Wokes

Lyrics

Oh, come out ye libs and wokes,
Come out and fight me like a bloke,
Show your profs how you won debates up in Harvard,
Tell them how Charlie Kirk made you run like hell away,
From the freedom loving people of America.

I was raised in a Wheeling school where the blue drums do beat,
And the loving leftist feet they tramped all over us,
And each and every night when me Da would come home tight,
He’d invite the neighbors outside with this chorus:

Oh, come out ye libs and wokes,
Come out and fight me like a bloke,
Show your profs how you won debates up in Harvard,
Tell them how Charlie Kirk made you run like hell away,
From the freedom loving people of America.

Come let us hear you tell
How you silenced Charlie well,
When you thought him truly canceled and refuted,
Where are the shouts and jeers
That you bravely let us hear
When our campus heroes of youth were persecuted.

Oh, come out ye libs and wokes,
Come out and fight me like a bloke,
Show your profs how you won debates up in Harvard,
Tell them how Charlie Kirk made you run like hell away,
From the freedom loving people of America.

Come tell us how you slew
Those young conservatives two by two,
Like the students they had signs and facts and arrows,
How you bravely shut them down
With your safe spaces all around,
And you frightened those young patriots to their marrow.

Oh, come out ye libs and wokes,
Come out and fight me like a bloke,
Show your profs how you won debates up in Harvard,
Tell them how Charlie Kirk made you run like hell away,
From the freedom loving people of America.

The day is coming fast
And the time is here at last,
When each leftist shill will be cast aside before us,
And if there be a need
We will all sing, “Godspeed!”
And yell, “I am Charlie!” in chorus.

Oh, come out ye libs and wokes,
Come out and fight me like a bloke,
Show your profs how you won debates up in Harvard,
Tell them how Charlie Kirk made you run like hell away,
From the freedom loving people of America.

Request word, text on a wooden block next to a calculator and pen. Request concept.

Request For Articles

Starting this Wednesday, there will be a new weekly feature tentatively named “Charlie’s Voice.’

The goal is to produce a persuasive article to carry Charlie Kirk’s voice forward.

The guidelines are something like this:

  • Take a left-leaning stance, position, or statement at face value.
  • Listen to the statement/argument as if a single person were presenting it to you, face-to-face.
  • Extract from the statement/argument the actual points of the person presenting.
  • Using persuasive language, present your counterargument in such a way that it brings that person closer to our ideals and goals.
  • Maintain neutral language, no gotcha phrases, no barbed zingers.

I do not expect this to be easy, which is why I’m asking for help from you.

Submissions go to info@troglodite.com. We’d prefer a Google Doc, LibreOffice document, or a Word document. Submissions will be edited for grammar and may be sent back with red pen if more than grammar changes are required.

Please include the byline you wish to have your article published under.

Examples

If you want to write on these topics, feel free; I’m putting them out here now because I will be working on something for Wednesday.

President Trump is a felon.

Example response:

You are correct; Donald Trump was convicted in a New York state court of 34 counts of falsifying business records.

If there are 34 counts, does this mean that Trump was convicted of 34 different crimes? The court says yes; maybe you won’t agree with the court.

Over the course of nine months, Trump signed 9 checks to Michael Cohen. The checks were normal checks with a memo line. The prosecution claimed that the text on the memo line was fraudulent, resulting in 9 different counts. Because that memo line was repeated in a ledger, each entry in the ledger became another count.

The prosecution decided that there were 4 counts for each check that Trump wrote, leading to the 34 count number. All of which were for the payment of one bill.

This would be similar to you buying a new set of golf clubs on credit, then writing a check once a month to pay off the bill, but instead of writing “New golf clubs,” you wrote “Entertainment.”

The prosecutor’s argument was that anything apart from “hush payment” was fraudulent.

There will be more, of course; this is just the start.

I look forward to your submissions.